You should vote for Donald Trump in 2020 IF:
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If you describe
it as a perfect call when a president threatens to withhold aid to an ally unless
they announce an attempt to discredit his political opponent.
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If you
believe that immigrants are rapists, drug dealers, thugs and murderers
(although each of us is descended from immigrants).
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If you are
enamored with the middle school practice of creating nicknames such as Pocahontas,
Sleepy Joe, Crooked Hillary, Crazy Nancy.
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If you are
thrilled with the idea that the United States should require everyone to be
directed by one religion.
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If you
approve of assassination if someone has said “bad things about our
country. How much of this s--t do we
have to listen to?” (A direct quote)
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If legality
is irrelevant to you, since the GAO ruled that Trump broke the law by
withholding Ukraine’s funds.
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If your
sense of proper fiscal policy is increasing the national debt by 3 trillion
dollars.
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If your
respect for the military is so low that you are fine with Trump diverting $3.6
billion from the congressionally approved military budget (and not Mexico) to
help fund his “wall,” which is easily scalable with ladders.
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If you
believe that neo-Nazis marching and chanting, “Jews will not replace us,” are
some very fine people.
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If you look
forward to declaring bankruptcy if Obamacare and pre-existing condition
protection is overturned.
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If you don’t
mind leaving an earth to your grandchildren that is warming so rapidly that
Florida, Seattle, New York and San Francisco, among others, could all be
flooded by the end of the century.
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If your
idea of business success is declaring bankruptcy 6 times.
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If you’re
just fine with a president, who, after declaring he would be too busy to play
golf or even to leave the White House, has visited his own golf properties 22
percent of the days he has been in office, costing taxpayers an estimated $120
million.
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If you admire
a leader who lies an average of 32 times a day.
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If your
sense of morality approves paying hush money about an affair to a porn star.
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If your
caregiving idea for children is to separate them from their parents and keep
them in cages.
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If you are
in agreement with denigrating a war hero because he was a prisoner of war.
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If you’re fine
with a president who has cheated on all of his 3 wives.
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If you are
OK with using a Sharpie to alter a National Weather Service hurricane
prediction.
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If you’re
not bothered by a president whose greatest ally is a Russian dictator.
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If you don’t
mind that, unlike every other President, Trump failed to divest himself of his
business interests or put them in a blind trust.
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If your
sense of decency accepts the fact that he had to pay $2 million to 8 charities
under a settlement in which he admitted that he had used his charity to bolster
his campaign and settle business debts.
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If you
praise him for insisting on a top security clearance for his son-in-law, who
had to amend his security form multiple times to add over 100 foreign contacts.
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If your
concept of “hiring the best people” would result in 178 individuals who have
left or been fired with 6 former advisors being indicted (so far).
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If you
agree with Trump who told our top military leaders that they are a “bunch of
dopes and babies.” (A direct quote)
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If you are
comfortable with a president who governs by tweets and insults.
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If you’ve
ever said that you would like to date your daughter.
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If you find
an excellent role model in a president who was twice sued by the U.S. Justice
Department for refusing to rent to African Americans.
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If you too
would retweet an anti-Semitic meme created by white supremacists and found on a
neo-Nazi forum.
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If you
would have attended Trump University (unlicensed) which paid a $25 million
settlement to former students who said they were defrauded.
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Etc., etc.
If so, you deserve him.
