Once again, Twitter has been attracting my attention more than blog writing, so here are some more of my recent tweets.

·        On seeing a video of a horse running through a French bar:  The one time “a horse’s ass rampages through a bar” doesn’t apply to Kavanaugh.

·        We need to mess with a bunch of Trumpeteers’ brains and tell them the first law passed by a new Democratic Congress will be “Put Urinals in Women’s Restrooms Act.”

·        To be fair, who among us hasn’t ordered our own child to cover up our affair with a porn star?

·        Lindsay Graham is about to have the vapors.

·        I’ve been alive through 13 Presidents (including the one that will have the asterisk).

·        If Sarah Sanders were Pinocchio, by now her nose could have restored the rain forests.

·        Trump will likely blame the stock market plunge on Hillary’s emails.

·        Tomi Lahren’s mouth is set on auto stupid.

·        Kavanaugh’s testimony became just like your crazy drunk Uncle Larry flipping out at Thanksgiving when someone else took the turkey neck.

·        Explaining things to Trump with sock monkeys will confuse him.  He’ll keep asking which is the left sock and which is the right.

·        Kavanaugh may be qualified professionally, but he definitely failed his job interview and character references.

·        I’m not predicting a blue wave.  I’m a 70 year grandpa working his ass off to make it happen.

·        I guess Kavanaugh’s behavior does sort of validate his lengthy virginity.

·        I think the Kavanaugh Committee should just line the table in front of him with liquor and see what happens.

·        Trump told a hurricane flood victim who ended up with a boat floating in his backyard, “Finders Keepers.

·        Teachers say Stephen Miller ate glue off his arm as a child.  I think he moved on to lead paint.

·        Where has Rudy Giuliani been?  I think he’s busy picking out all his future wives.

·        A request to all honest journalists.  Whenever Sarah Sanders or Kellyanne Conway make one of their absurd claims, please just laugh in their faces.

·        Republicans claim Democrats are violent.  I’m a 70 year old Democratic grandpa.  The most violent I could get is flinging my hearing aids.