I’ve spent more of my writing time on twitter than on a blog, so I thought I would recap some of my more recent tweets here:

·        Why should we be surprised that Trump doesn’t know what the American flag looks like; he doesn’t have a clue about what America stands for.

·        One thing’s for sure.  The only building Mitch McConnell might get named after him is an outhouse.

·        Trump is not familiar with proper human behavior when someone dies.

·        Trump refuses to honor Senator McCain because he has the mind of a middle school bully.

·        If the bad news about him didn’t exist, Trump wouldn’t have to worry about Google featuring it.

·        Trump is so offensive, he’ll likely be banned from his own funeral.

·        Let’s not forget that Trump negotiated a nuclear deal with North Korea.  Oh, wait, let’s forget it.

·        There are so many people flipping, Simone Biles might have to give up her medal.

·        Equating Trump with Capone as NRA spokeswoman Loesch did is okay with me.

·        Indicted California Rep. Duncan Hunter uses the classic “throw your wife under the bus” defense.

·        Giuliani said Trump’s people will revolt if he is impeached.  What he should have said is, “Trump’s people are revolting.”

·        Remember when Trump promised to drain the swamp?  Instead, he’s loaded us up with more gators.

·        Trump’s followers haven’t become unhinged; most of them were never hinged to begin with.

·        Legalities aside, how can Trump’s evangelical base be okay with him admitting he paid hush money to his porn star and Playboy bunny lovers?

·        The bullet Cohen said he’d take for Trump turned out to be a suppository.

·        Who among us hasn’t publicly called an 8 times convicted felon a “great man?”

·        I’m waiting for Giuliani to yell, “Guilty isn’t guilty.”

·        Trump says, “Michael Cohen? Barely knew him.  Brought me covfefe once.  Hillary’s emails.”

·        Roses are red, purple are grapes.  Since Cohen’s going to flip, can’t wait for the tapes.

·        Didn’t Rand Paul used to be Eddie Haskell?

·        Melania will be leading a class in the easy way to get a Genius Visa.  (Spoiler alert: marry rich.)

·        I’m always flattered if someone calls me a lib, a libtard, a lefty, etc. It means that they are acknowledging that I have more human decency than they do.

·        The Trump library will be empty if the one Dick and Jane book gets checked out.

·        Giuliani says Trump, Jr. may not have even known Natalia Veselnitskaya was Russian.  Well, of course not – the name is obviously Swedish.

·        Every time Trump leaves the country he honors it.