Republican Senators passed the “Sell Your Privacy bill.”  Now Russia is even freer to check your internet history.

President Trump is always talking about “fake news.”  Apparently, his version of real news comes from two of his favorite journalistic paragons – Breitbart News (formerly headed by Steve Bannon) and the National Enquirer.  Here are a few of the headlines from each:

 Breitbart News – try not to gag:

Women suck at interviews.

The Planned Parenthood body count is up to ½ a holocaust.
Birth control makes women unattractive and crazy.
Donald Trump praises Breitbart’s political editor. (Gosh, really?)
Planned Parenthood has pro-Nazi roots.
Bill Kristol is a renegade Jew.
The Confederate flag proclaims a glorious history.
Would you rather your child have feminism or cancer?
Marxist global extremists control the Vatican.
Science proves it – fat shaming works.

 National Enquirer – try not to laugh hysterically:

For 2 years, Rita Hayworth was a zombie.

Fidel Castro said, “I killed JFK.”
Ted Cruz’s father linked to JFK assassination.
Michelle Obama’s 95 lb. weight gain.
Hillary gains 103 pounds.
Adam and Eve were astronauts.
Elvis and his mom were lovers.
Arizona man captured by UFO.
Carol Burnett was drunk with Henry Kissinger. (She won a libel suit for
    this.)
Princess Diana’s body is missing.
Hillary blackmailed the FBI.
Bigfoot found.
Bill Cosby had his son murdered.
Kris Jenner hid O.J.’s murder weapon.

Sure explains a lot, doesn’t it.