It turns out that the witch hunt
is actually catching a lot of real witches.
Let’s take a quick perusal through a few
on the roster of Trumpist campaign officials, transition members, and administration
appointees, to show their extraordinary honesty, competence, accomplishments
and longevity (in case you didn’t get it, this is sarcasm).
·
General Michael
Flynn – Advisor throughout entire campaign.
Named National Security Advisor.
Nineteen days later he resigned.
Has pled guilty to making false statements to the FBI, a felony.
·
Paul Manafort –
Lobbyist serving interests of foreign governments. Acted as campaign manager for 2 months. Under indictment for conspiracy, money
laundering, failure to register as a foreign agent and making false statements.
·
Rick Gates –
Political consultant and business associate of Manafort, handling day to day
activities of campaign. Indicted with
Manafort on same charges.
·
George Papadopoulos
– Member of campaign’s foreign policy advisory panel. Pled guilty to making
false statements to the FBI, a felony.
·
Sean Spicer – White
House Press Secretary for 6 months, in which he made many false public
statements.
·
Kellyanne Conway –
Counselor to the President. Uses the
phrase “alternative facts” to cover lies, apparently violates ethics rules by
endorsing Trump products and also violates the Hatch Act by endorsing political
candidates.
·
Jared Kushner – the
President’s son-in-law and senior advisor.
Failed to report over 100 contacts with foreign governments on his security
clearance form, uses private emails for government business, told Michael Flynn
to contact Russia and is allegedly currently awaiting indictment.
·
Jeffrey Sessions –
Attorney General of the United States – lied about having contact with Russian
officials, was forced to recuse himself from the Russia investigation and
claimed he remembers nothing about anything.
·
Ivanka Trump –
daughter and advisor to the President, advised him to hire Flynn as National
Security Advisor and produces most of her fashion line outside of the U.S.,
which doesn’t do much for America First.
·
Mike Pence – Vice President
of the United States, defunded Planned Parenthood in Indiana, stonewalled
public records request, used a personal AOL email account to conduct official
business which was compromised by hackers, opposes sex education and is a
staunch opponent of efforts to expand LGBT rights. He may or may not have known that Flynn lied
to the FBI.
·
Stephen Miller – Senior
Policy Advisor, who stopped the public from seeing a report that found that
refugees had a net positive effect on government revenues and made false claims
that thousands of illegal voters were bused in to New Hampshire.
·
Steve Bannon –
White House Chief Strategist, advised Trump to attribute the Charlottesville
violence to “many sides.” Resigned/fired
in August, 2017.
·
Sebastian Gorka –
Deputy Assistant to the President, whose doctoral degree is in question and is
considered widely disdained in his own field, resigned/fired one week after
Bannon’s departure.
·
Betsy DeVos –
Secretary of Education – In 1997 conceded that her family contributes money to
the Republican Party to buy influence, has no experience as an educator, and
advocates private schools being allocated funds from the federal government.
·
Anthony Scaramucci –
White House Director of Communications, gave expletive-laden interview,
launched an online media venture that published a poll for people to vote on
how many Jews were killed in the Holocaust, resigned/was fired after 6 days.
·
K. T. McFarland – Deputy
National Security Advisor, admitted in an email that Russia had thrown the USA
election to Trump, urged Flynn to contact the Russians, resigned/was fired
after 3 months.
·
Sarah Huckabee
Sanders – White House Press Secretary, purveyor of lies, deceptions, evasions, absurdities,
delusions, distractions and photoshopped pies.
·
Others who resigned
from their position – Reince Priebus, White House Chief of Staff; Katie Walsh,
White House Deputy Chief of Staff, Carl Icahn, Special Advisor to the
President; Chris Christie – Chairman of the Opioid Commission; Boris Epshteyn –
Assistant Communications Director; Keith Schiller – White House Director of
Oval Office Operations, Stephen Shwarzman, Chairman of the Strategic and Policy
Forum.
·
Withdrew from
nomination for positions – Tom Marino – Drug Czar; Andrew Puzder, Secretary of
Labor; Vincent Viola, Army Defense Secretary; James Donovan – Deputy Secretary
of the Treasury; George Nesterczuk, Director of the Office of Personnel
Management, James Clinger – FDIC Chair; Jamie McCourt – Ambassador to Belgium;
Daniel Craig, Deputy Administrator FEMA.
·
*Actually quite
laughable* Kathleen Hartnett White – Nominee for Environmental Quality Council
Chair, cannot answer even basic questions about climate and science. If you want a bit of comic relief, watch her
struggle on you tube.
·
Rex Tillerson –
Secretary of State, on the positive side, he called Trump an effing moron, but
he will probably be fired soon.
·
Donald J. Trump-
President of the United States – You can conjure up your own comments here.
And then, a
few honorable Obama era holdovers:
·
James Comey –
Former Director of the FBI, fired by Donald Trump for refusing Trump’s request
to go easy on Mike Flynn and to halt the Russia investigation.
·
Sally Yates –
Former Deputy Attorney General – fired for refusing to defend an
unconstitutional executive order and for warning the Trump Administration about
Michael Flynn.
·
Walter Shaub –
Former Director of the U.S. Office of Government Ethics, resigned in July
because the White House set a tone from the top that ethics doesn’t matter.
Let the “witch hunt” continue.